** never tell ja that she does not need to study. esp during the examination period. or say the word 'wor' in her face.

-- hello!!! she's like taking sports science lah... she knows the name of more bones than u and i combined! and she needs know a lot of the bodily process.. so sod off the next time u think that the human body is not so complicated... i dunno what's with 'wor' but apparently she feels like punching the person everytime someone says it.. ahahah be careful.

** never come blind me with stupid statements and ignorance like:
X: hey i realised that u're very loud.
-- well einstein.. point out the OBVIOUS...

me: oh hi! i'm chelsea
X: yeah? i'm man u/arsenal/liverpool
--oh sure... u're definitely a man with ur mature answer... and u're being nothing but an arse about it and if u say that to me one more time.. i'm sooo going to mince u up like chopped liver. (not that i know how that looks like) come on pple! (esp guys) where's ur creativity?! argh i've heard those lines a million and one times!!! but i have yet to hear something unique.. please!!! amaze me with ur originality.

X: how do u heat this thing up?
me: ....................................
-- unless u still think u're in the stone age... u can just build urself a fire and heat the food up.. or better yet.. just hold it in ur hand and the breathe on it.. i'm sure ur warm breath will soon heat up the food and u won't feel hungry! *....................*

** never say to sacha that she is chunky (U ARE SO NOT LAH!!!). or display ur idiocy in her face.

-- firstly, she's not chunky and coming from a guy... u shd be ashamed cos she's got more toned and defined muscles than u'll ever acquire in ur life*u skinny piece of shit*. secondly u're not a psychic and even if u were she wld not go to a pusedo one like u. thirdly, if u piss her off enough she can be very dangerous...

** never say to nari this:
X: ehhhh i heard u're with xxxxx (insert name of person)...
nari: no i'm not
X: but u all went to xxxx (insert name of place) alone leh...
nari: ..................

-- deh! how many eligible guys are there in singapore? u tell me? and that so certainly does not include u! (yes! u! the person making that stupid nonsensical statement) need i say more?!

actually i got a lot more to say lah but i dunno whether my frens will be offended if i like put them out.... ahaha but it's very funny if u think of what certain pple have said to ur frens and their reactions.